Shih Tzu Day 23: The ComfyControl Harness

Who Do I Have to Wear This?

Hi, everyone. This is Dottie! That little dog that is visiting us is making trouble for us! He’s been prancing around, wagging his tail and eagerly greeting people. Now, because of him, Mom thinks we should be sociable! I sure don’t like this!

Mom picked me up and said, “Good girl, Dottie. You’ll be my little guinea dog, won’t you?” First off, I don’t know what a guinea dog is, but it doesn’t sound like something I want to be. Then, she picked up this thing (I think that color is RED, but I’m not sure), and she made me put my feet in it. After that, she did something behind me, so I couldn’t get it off.(I heard her tell someone it was an As Seen on TV ComfyControl Harness; I didn’t think it was comfy! I don’t like anything on me!)

The worst part was that she put another long, skinny thing on it, and when she sat me down on the floor, she pulled on it and tried to get me to walk, but I wouldn’t do it! I stood right there. She walked away, leaving me in the middle of the floor. I decided it was my chance to escape, and I wandered back to our corner.

When she turned around, she said, “Oh there you are.” Then, she took that dreadful thing off me. I thought I could just lay back down, but she picked me up and said, “Okay, then, I’ll just carry you.”

And Why Do I Have to Meet These People?

What happened next was mean. Mom carried me through that door she always leaves through and comes back through. There were lots of people in there, and they were laughing. That dog Mom calls Shiloh was there, and so was another little dog, even smaller than us.

Mom sat down and held me on my lap. People kept coming up, and some of them wanted to pet me. I let them, but I didn’t want to. I guess Mom felt me shaking, because she kept petting me (sometimes I kind of like it when she does it!) and telling me everything was okay. Finally, she told me to tell everyone goodbye and we went back inside.

I thought it was great when she picked up Candy and carried her towards the door! If I have to be sociable, she should have to be sociable too! I only wish she would have made Flower go. She petted her and said, “I won’t make you go, Flower, because I know you, and you’ll poop!” Sometimes I wish I pooped whenever someone picked me up!

It was kind of fun staying up past 2, though! We never stay up that late.

Shih Tzu Day 11: Dottie’s Two Cents

DottieHi. This isĀ  Dottie. Mom has been telling our story, but she said we could give it a try. I’ll just start with what happened this morning, because sometimes my memory isn’t so good. I don’t know if that’s common with all shih tzus, or just me.

We waited forever for Mom to come downstairs. I think it was almost 8 when she got up! I was up hours before, with Candy and Flower, playing and barking and trying to get Mom to come downstairs. We ran to the bottom of the stairs and told her to come down several times. I went up two stairs, but I still don’t know what will happen if I go up further, so I stopped. Then, finally, Mom appeared. We were so excited.

When she came down, she said, “Naughty dogs. No. No. No. Poop doesn’t go here.” We just look at her. We don’t know what that means yet.

That other Human, the one with the deep voice, didn’t come down with her, so we were really excited! We still aren’t sure what to think of him.

While we were dancing around, playing with Mom’s hand, I kept trying to reach up and see her face. She was on the couch, leaning over it to play with us. I could tell she was surprised when I licked her face. I licked it just a little. I heard her say, “Did you just kiss me?” I don’t know if I did. I wish someone would tell me what a kiss is.

Mom wanted us to go outside, so we all went out and played, but then Flower sneaked back inside. Mom went in to, and she went into the kitchen. We knew from the noises we heard that she was preparing our bowls of food for us. Candy and I were good and ate it outside. Flower wouldn’t listen to her though. She went back in the pen, and Mom had to coax her. She never did get her to go outside and eat it, but Flower met Mom halfway and ate her food in the living room.

Mom and the other Human left for a couple of hours and came back. He wanted us to go outside again. When he tells us to go, we don’t know what to do sometimes. We ran under the kitchen table and back out, and then Candy and I went outside. Flower went back into the pen, but he went and told her to go outside. That time she went.I don’t know why they want us to go out there, except maybe Mom doesn’t want us to get food on the floor inside. I keep hearing her say, “Okay, now, poop and pee.” Poop? Pee?

Mom came out and sat down on a bench and watched us. Flower came up to sit by her on the porch, but then the Man came out. Flower barked at him, but he wouldn’t leave. Candy and I didn’t bark at him. It doesn’t seem like he’s too much of a threat. Still, we all liked it better when he went inside.

After we went inside, Mom picked me up out of the pen and walked around with me in her arms. I think it was because I was shaking outside. Something about being outside scares me. When we go back inside, though, I usually feel better.

I liked Mom holding me. I sat with her on the couch for about ten minutes, but then I went back to the pen to see what Flower and Candy were doing.

It got dark outside, and we kept thinking maybe the Man would go somewhere so we could have all of Mom’s attention. But they always left and came back together. Finally, we decided to come out of the pen and see her anyway.

He was sitting right there on the couch, beside her! But we were brave. We walked right out of our pen, at least a few feet. Then we all ran back inside our pen.

The Man got up a little later and pointed towards the backdoor. We all scurried back outside. He sat down beside Mom. Flower was sitting between her feet, and Mom reached down and picked her up. Then, that Man picked me up! I didn’t know what to do. I heard him say to Mom, “She’s stiff as a board.” I wish I knew what that meant.

Although I don’t think I like it when he holds me, I do like it when he gives me treats. Also, it feels kind of nice when he rubs my ears. I don’t know why I did it, but I did get kind of close to him when he was on the couch. I sniffed his toes. And for some reason, my tail started wagging. I don’t know why it does that sometimes.